Vanilla Climbs Mt. Dazzling (Contest Entry)

      It was a very long day within the schoolyards of Canterlot High. It was beautiful, a couple clouds here and there, but it was nothing to make the day dull. And on the ground was Canterlot High’s lowest student (by stature), Vanilla Beam. During the first time that the weird girl from another world came to CLH, Vanilla was accidentally hit with a stray beam from a shrink ray from a science fair. He was shrunk down to the size of an ant, and getting other girls to notice him is kind of an impossibility. He was shy already when it came to talking to girls, but now the same girls, like Rainbow Dash and Applejack, tower over him into the heavens. He’s so small, they stretch and blur into the distance, almost like gods.

      A typical day for Vanilla is: wander around, avoid giant boots and shoes, stay out of the way of the janitor and her sweeper, find food crumbs, and just try to survive. Every day is rough for little Vanilla. The world is always affected by tremors due to the constant stomping around by the giants above. Sometimes, there would be a rare occasion where he would have to avoid a tremendous tsunami, or in a normal sized person’s perspective, spilling a drink.

       But the worst day for Vanilla was when he wasn’t fast enough to avoid the giant sweep of doom, and was swept outside of the school. For the longest time, Vanilla had to wander in the jungles, or simply the grass outside, for a month. Out there, he now had to deal with: carnivorous bugs, hungry birds, giant bombs of rain, and of course, the terrible ripping and tearing lawn mower. Vanilla, aside from constantly being fearful for his tiny life, had never felt more alone in his life. It seemed no one really noticed he was even gone, and being so tiny, they might have never ever found him. Until one day, when a giantess came by to rest.

       As Vanilla was walking around, feeling sad and lonely, the ground beneath him began to quake. Vanilla knew by the rhythm of the earthquake, that it was a giant stomping, and stomping his way. Every stomp created an earth shattering quake, and an ear deafening boom accompanied with it. And it grew louder, and louder. Vanilla grew worried and panicked, not knowing what to do. Soon enough though, a dark shadow loomed over his miniscule body, completely eclipsing the sky. He looked up and tried to get a quick glimpse at the giant stomping above him, before he would leap out of its way before he could be squashed.

       He glanced up, and saw that it was actually a giantess, no shock to him being most of the students in CLH were girls. What was significant about this girl is that she was one of the three newer students. He never got her name, but he recognized her appearance. After all, she was the only giant he ever saw, aside from Pinkie, who had very big and bouncy hair. But instead of pink hair, it was orange and yellow. She wore her light purple jacket, dark purple shirt and skirt, long pink leggings, and destructive high heels that stomped and crushed everything in her path. Of course, she completely was unaware of the tiny boy underneath her stride, and gazed ahead of her. It was study hall, and she wanted to just find someplace to spend some time to rest, and she planned to do so under her usual tree.

Vanilla down below, gazed in fear as her boot suddenly loomed over him, and began to lower down like a giant planet colliding with the earth. So he leaped for his life, and just in time before the platform completely crashed onto the ground with a sickening BOOOOOOM! Then while on his back, Vanilla looked up at the titan, and saw that she had finally stopped her forward momentum, and began turning herself around. He then leaped out of the way again as her opposite boot swung by above him and prepared to descend. With cat-like reflexes, Vanilla once again avoided becoming the smallest Pancake ever, but still felt the aftershock of the titaness’s footstomp. But that couldn’t prepare him for the earthquake to come.

        Above him, with a voice like thunder, the giantess spoke, “Ahhhh, finally. Some peace and quiet”.  Even though her voice could deafen any human at his size, it still was a very attractive kind of voice that could put you in any spell. But Vanilla didn’t have time to be lured into any kind of spell, for the giantess began to lower herself, rear end first. Vanilla knew what was to come, and just braced for impact.

                   KAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

        The giantess had decided to finally rest herself, and sat right underneath the tree. Seemingly relaxing to her, but down below, Vanilla had just experienced the feeling of the end of the world. The ground was even still rumbling well after she finally sat her big butt on the ground. Of course Vanilla didn’t bother standing, and just sat there until the tremors would lighten up. All he could see was the purple that made up all of her skirt looming over the “trees” that weren’t crushed underneath the goddess. He couldn’t believe how gigantic this giantess was compared to him. She just sat there like a mountain, not even aware of his minute stature.

        As the ground finally became stable enough, Vanilla could finally stand, and get a closer look of the titan. As he walked up to her, he could hear a thunder above him, but it didn’t sound like the seductive voice from before. It sounded like a roar that only a monster would make. Vanilla stopped right in front of towering behemoth’s butt, so glad to not be under it, and looked up. He could make out the facial features of the giantess in the distance, and saw the reason for the roaring: the giantess had fallen asleep, and was snoring. Even though she was again so monstrous, she looked so beautiful at hundreds of feet tall. But not only that, it actually felt kinda nice to have actual company after so long, and not trying to crush him.

        Vanilla finally came up with the idea that he didn’t want to be alone anymore, and he was never gonna get this opportunity again. So he decided he was gonna climb up to this giant’s ear and get her attention when she wakes up. But he knew that he’d have a looooong way to go, but he had to do it. So he had no other way to start, but right where he was, at the side of her butt. He grasped onto the velvet feeling fabric, and began climbing. One arm in front of the other, he began ascending up the giantess. The velvet-like fabric was a little difficult to get a good grip. Luckily for him, her skirt wasn’t tight around her waist. And not to mention, there wasn’t any unexpected shifts in her position that could knock him off the mountain.

        Eventually, he made it to the top of the first mountain, which was no real problem. He could finally rest for a bit, standing on the now incredibly soft earth beneath him. He knew where he was though, and thought it was cute. He was just standing on this giant’s lap. He could look behind him and see two long stretches of light purple road that seemed to stretch as far as time itself. In reality, it was just her long, slim legs stretched out all the way for better comfort. Vanilla couldn’t believe it. He usually could barely see past a giant’s legs, and now he was halfway up her body, and he couldn’t wait to get higher.

        So Vanilla looked up to see how much farther he had to climb, and it was a much more difficult climb than before. It was much higher, and there were now more obstacles to go through. But if Vanilla wanted to finally be noticed, he needed to persevere and climb for his tiny life. So with that in mind, he grasped onto the fabric in front of him and began ascending once again.

        This time, the fabric had more of a cotton feel to it, so it made the climb a lot easier. But with one obstacle subtracted, another was added, and it was very, very big. Since the giantess was sleeping, and with the thunderous snores of the heavens now louder, the environment for Vanilla was anything but stable. The mountain he climbed was constantly compressing and ascending, offsetting his balance during his ascension up the goddess. But Vanilla kept climbing up the belly of the beast, and eventually reached a point where her breathing didn’t affect the climb that much, though he could still feel it. Soon enough, Vanilla reached another obstacle, or more or less, two obstacles, that made Vanilla turn white to red.

        Vanilla stared up at two gigantic mountains that hung off of the mountain he was already climbing. He knew EXACTLY what they were, and felt very embarrassed that he had to climb over them. But again, he knew that if he didn’t want to be alone anymore, he had to do this. So Vanilla swallowed his shyness and grasped onto the gigantic breast above him. It instantly squished in his grip. This sent so many thoughts through Vanilla’s head, some of massive embarrassment, and some of hidden pleasure. But even with these thoughts, he kept grabbing higher and higher, climbing up and over him. This was the hardest part of the climb, not only for the feeling of kind of “inappropriate contact”, but that Vanilla had nothing to place his feet on. If he lost his grip, he wouldn’t just slide down as he would on her belly. He would just fall to his tiny doom, with a 2 story drop to the ground from there.

        Vanilla would constantly think: “Why does this girl have such big breasts?” A very silly thought for a normal sized human, but to him, it was like crawling over the moon for him. A soft, squishy, very cottony moon. Thank goodness for him, the giantess didn’t feel him climbing at all, so that she would either swat him like a bug, or wiggle around because of a feeling on her…… sensitive spot. And after a very dangerous climb, Vanilla finally made it to the top of her breast. Here, he sat down to get a look at the view. Something normal for a standard human, was something majestic that Vanilla hadn’t seen in such a long time. He looked over the edge of the mountain breast, and saw the lap beneath him, but yards away.

        Vanilla crawled around a bit, enjoying how soft and bouncy the surface was. There was also a strong scent of lavender perfume. It felt almost like heaven for Vanilla. It was a lot better than the cold, hard dirt he was use to. One thing he enjoyed the most, was that he could hear, and feel the rhythmic tremors of the girl’s heartbeat. Vanilla has never felt so calm and relaxed. There was even a nice, red crystal that she seemed to wear as a sense of jewelry. Above him though, was still the roars of her snores, and they were now so loud, Vanilla had to place in little ear buds he made himself. Even though he couldn’t hear her snores as loud any more, he could still feel it. The titan’s cavernous mouth sucked and blew out hurricane forced winds to the tiny person who sat on her chest. Luckily, it wasn’t strong enough to blow him off, but he knew he had to not climb up her face directly. So he had to find an alternate way up, and he did.

         A small strand of her extremely crazy hair was resting on her shoulder, and could very easily reach with a jump. Vanilla knew that if he climbed up her hair, he could get right to her ear. So he prepared himself, gave himself a running start, and with one bounce on the “moon”, leaped for dear life and latched onto the orange ropes of her hair. It was very, very, VERY curly. If Vanilla ever traveled deep within the forest of vines, he would certainly get stuck, or lost. But Vanilla then begins his final climb to hopefully get noticed.

         As he climbed, he could very clearly see the details within the face of this giantess. And from what he saw, she was very beautiful. Even if she was asleep, she still seemed very elegant. What surprised Vanilla is that her eyelashes were actually big enough to grip in his hand like ropes as well. Her eyelashes also seemed to lightly twitch as well, as if she was about to wake up. So as quick as he could, Vanilla climbed up, and soon saw her ear, the size of a cave. He then quickly screamed into the cave, begging her to wake up and help him.

         At first, nothing seemed to happen. But as he kept yelling in her ear, she then began to stir up. The vines Vanilla hung onto began to swing around and bounce, making it more difficult for him to hang on. He could also hear that the snoring had stopped, but she was still asleep. He then yelled to her to please be careful, and that he was in her hair by her ear. But without any warning, the giantess woke up with a jolt, and sharply turned her head, which in turn, flung Vanilla off of her hair. He then went flying up, thinking that he was going to fall to his death, but soon landed on something pretty hard, but fleshy. He looked around and saw he was on a yellow, fleshy surface. So he was still on the monstrous female, but where? He then looked up, and was amazed at what he saw.

         Two shiny, saucer-sized eyes that darted all around, looking for something that was talking to her, or more or less, whispering faintly. But they looked right over him. He must have landed on her nose. Vanilla wobbly stood up and began yelling up at the beast, hoping to catch her attention. Sure enough though, the two titanic eyes switched their gazes into a cross-eyed position, looking straight at Vanilla, who was finally happy that someone finally noticed him.

         Suddenly, Vanilla’s hopes sank when he saw her eyes take a surprised look. And he suddenly felt the ground underneath him shift fiercely, and constantly doing it. She was sniffing to try and get him to fall off her nose, and eventually, that’s what ended up happening. He fell off, and fell quite a few stories for him, until he finally hit the ground.

         Only thing was….. the ground felt kind of soft, a little bouncy, and had a cotton feel to it. Vanilla stood up and looked around, and to his surprise, he found that the ground was light purple, like the color of her leggings. But something he never saw before, were five yellow, meaty towers that loomed over him. Turning around, he then looked ahead and saw the two moons that he had to climb before, a short jumping distance away. He then realized where he was. He was in the palm of the giantess’s hand. And to her, she he was nothing but a white ant to him.

         Vanilla looked up to see her face, with a look of confusion and irritation. She questioned who the little bug was, not sure if she was seeing anything or if it was just her half asleep imagination. She then lowered her ear to make sure she could hear his tiny voice. He then explained his situation, and begged her for help, kind of getting sad and tearing up, wanting to not be alone anymore. She instantly felt sorry for him, and assured she would help him. She asked for his name, and Vanilla gave it to her, and then in return, asked for hers.

         She told him that her name was Adagio Dazzle, and that she’d look after him until they could fix him. Her mouth was right in front of him by now, and her voice felt like the strongest storm, and blew him onto his butt. He also told her of what he had to go through, in which made her blush, actually liking the feeling of being gigantic to him. She then made some cute remarks of her size difference, and decided to leave for class again, because she actually overslept. So she put him on her spiky headband, which was surrounded by the forest of curly hair. She then stood up, and began to stomp off, pretending to be a giant with playful giant talk. She was happy with her new little “pet”, and Vanilla happy to finally have a friend again, even if it was the most unlikely giant to have as a friend.